ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciple Sweatshirt

Gear up for the highway to hell with this badass ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciple sweatshirt. This ain't your grandma's cozy sweater - it's a full-throttle statement piece for the road warriors who can't sit still.

Classic cut, 'cause even rebels need comfort:
- Ribbed crew neck that won't choke you out at high speeds
- Long sleeves to hide your road rash and cover your stick-and-poke tats
- Flat hem that won't flap in the wind and give you away to the cops

Emblazoned across the chest in gnarly embroidery: "ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciple" - 'cause subtlety is for suckers. Let the world know you're part of the chaotic crew, always revving, never settling.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to pop wheelies, or reorganize your entire garage at 3 AM.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: This unisex sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 

• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances