ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciples Shirt

ADHD Asphalt Demon Hell's Disciples emblazoned across the chest: Because subtlety is for people who don't love the sound of a motorcycle roaring.

What Makes This Tee Meaner Than a Junkyard Dog?
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon: A threesome smoother than your last ride on fresh asphalt and more breathable than your bike's air filter.
- Sleeveless Wonder: Show off your ink and your issues all at once.
-Attention Magnet: Attract more stares than a squid at a Hells Angels meetup.
-Conversation Starter: Watch people's faces as they try to process your life choices before you've already changed the subject.

How to Not Ruin It (Like You Did Your Last Relationship):
Wash it, wipe it down with a greasy rag, or let the wind clean it on your next ride. This tee's tougher than the stories you tell at the bar.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to split lanes, summon demons at stoplights, or start and abandon 50 bike builds simultaneously. Not responsible for tickets, exorcisms, or the "projects" cluttering your garage.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.