99 Problems Hoodie

This ain't your mama's hoodie, unless your mama's a badass biker chick. Introducing the '99 Problems' Hoodie, for the lady who knows her place - and it ain't on the back of someone else's ride.

Plastered across the front in bold letters that scream louder than your pipes: 'I've Got 99 Problems, Ridin' Bitch Ain't One.' It's a middle finger to every jackass who thinks you can't handle your own steel horse.

This hoodie's as tough as you are, ready to take on bug splatter, road grime, and the occasional whiskey spill. Perfect for those chilly rides when the wind's trying to freeze your lady bits off, or for flipping off the weather when it says you can't ride today.

So saddle up, sister. With this hoodie, you're telling the world you've got problems, sure - but none of 'em involve playing second fiddle on someone else's bike. Your seat's up front, your hands are on the bars, and your give-a-damn is busted.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood


Disclaimer: This unisex hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 

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